the tragedy index

How tragic are Tottenham, really?

65 years. Zero Premier League titles. Drag the slider, get your verdict, settle the argument.

65%

Cosmically tragic. We've all seen it.

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Mildly cursed Cosmically broken

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The receipts

0 Premier League titles

Since the league rebranded in 1992. They've finished second twice. They've finished outside the top four many more times than that.
1961

The last time Tottenham won the top flight of English football. Older than your dad. Older than colour TV.
St Totteringham's Day

A real, observed holiday. Marks the date each season when Tottenham can no longer mathematically finish above Arsenal. Has been celebrated 21 times since 1995.
2 - 0

The 2019 Champions League final. They got to one. They lost it. They have not been back.